Fourth Rerun - Kick it out
Hey, anyone seen Code?
And how long have I been gone? Not to be cliche or anything, but what day is it? Month? Year?
And how long have I been gone? Not to be cliche or anything, but what day is it? Month? Year?
Entry tags:
- *event: insphereno,
- actually worried,
- after school special,
- afthermath,
- almost twins,
- c: cheers,
- c: codename,
- c: cross,
- c: fugue,
- c: gene,
- c: kazahana,
- c: koi,
- c: midget,
- c: moon,
- c: p/raise,
- c: rabbit,
- c: snap,
- c: wolverine,
- cross is gonna kill me,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- fuck you sphere,
- got to get a better day job,
- kinda like the clone wars,
- learning to share 101,
- littlest amazon is a no-show,
- not the most competent hero,
- so gay and you don't even like boys,
- the queen is dead long live...?,
- this is what teenagers do,
- where's the queen?
First Rerun - Pen Wars
[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]
Hey guys [Squiggly line]
[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.
Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't
Hey I was writing that! She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you
And you'll ramble around before getting to the point! tell us. We really Ramble? I'll ramble your head! We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if
If we 'rumble', you'll lose. you see her, please check on Like you stand a chance. her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, because this guy
Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you. We'd appreciate it! Oh like you're any
[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried)gotta be fa
Thanks again!Get ready to los
((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))
Hey guys [Squiggly line]
[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.
Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't
[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried)
Thanks again!
((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))
Thirty-third Run - Badtouched in the head
So. Um. Apparently I have an evil twin some kind of mental disorder?
Or really selective amnesia?
Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.
Underline all that apply.
But I seriously can't remember.
What did I do?
Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?
Or really selective amnesia?
Also to the lady who threw stuff at me in the market I'm very sorry for whatever I did! I'm sure I didn't mean it/it was just a harmless prank/it was all a misunderstanding/invaders from mars did it.
Underline all that apply.
But I seriously can't remember.
What did I do?
Anyone else? If I did something crazy was it funny/did anyone take pictures/chalk it up to evil overlordliness?
Thirtieth Run - P.I.M.P.
Young Avengers don't kill.
That mean something to anyone else?
Also I am the pimp, even the damn tree thinks so.
Speaking of which, it's kinda no wonder it took out the bookstore.Am I the only one who remembers what happened with Ran? Obviously the tree doesn't like books. Man, this place is going to get all Farhenheit 451 on us, isn't it?
((ooc: strikes readable for a while, then blacked out later.))
That mean something to anyone else?
Also I am the pimp, even the damn tree thinks so.
Speaking of which, it's kinda no wonder it took out the bookstore.
((ooc: strikes readable for a while, then blacked out later.))
Entry tags:
- *event: purple prose,
- *unaffected,
- actually worried,
- c: bastet,
- c: codename,
- c: grift,
- c: handmaiden,
- c: kazahana,
- c: medium,
- c: spike,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- do not want,
- entered a bodice ripper on accident,
- fuck you sphere,
- labrats,
- moonspeak is my business,
- not the most competent hero,
- thar's lesbians in these threads,
- what the hell?,
- wtf?
Twenty-Sixth Run - And I thought I spoke moonspeak
Seriously did I enter the twilight zone? Because I only understand about one word in ten you freaks are using.
Don't make me crack open a can of moonspeak on yo butts.
Pity da foo'.
[Added a little later]
Seriously, can anyone write normally? Like, anyone? Code, please tell me you can translate some of this gobbledy gook.
And don't tell me here if you're going to take ten pages to answer "yes" or "no".
Don't make me crack open a can of moonspeak on yo butts.
Pity da foo'.
[Added a little later]
Seriously, can anyone write normally? Like, anyone? Code, please tell me you can translate some of this gobbledy gook.
And don't tell me here if you're going to take ten pages to answer "yes" or "no".
Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?
Dear Tree,
Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.
Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.
-Evil Overlord
P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.
Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.
Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.
-Evil Overlord
P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.
Entry tags:
- *wilderness: hollywood,
- actually worried,
- angry and venting,
- c: bridge,
- c: codename,
- c: cross,
- c: grift,
- c: helix,
- c: juliet,
- c: justice,
- c: lucy,
- c: skulls,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- do not want,
- fuck you sphere,
- i want my guitar hero,
- lets blow this popsicle stand,
- living it up in hollywood,
- mario kart please,
- not among my brightest ideas,
- not the most competent hero,
- reporting in,
- spandex and pizza,
- the queen is dead long live...?,
- where's batman when you need him?
Twenty-fourth run - Bad timing, like the movies
Y'know, fuck it. No letter from me. You've been a very bad tree.
Who wants to go live it up in Hollywood? It's nearly as awesome as Vegas.
Plus a chance to renew my game supply. Someone rigged my 360. I swear it's the only reason he beats me at Mario Kart. I need a clean system.
Cheater.
Entry tags:
- *event: theme songs,
- after school special,
- c: bastet,
- c: codename,
- c: cross,
- c: hybrid,
- c: juliet,
- c: lampwick,
- c: p/raise,
- c: snake,
- c: spike,
- c: will,
- clothes for the love of god,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- fuck you sphere,
- not the most competent hero,
- out of socks,
- reporting in,
- shopping list
Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?
Dear Fishbowl,
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.