Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

Comments

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

We have a jail?

And I would assume that a Magneto is a sort of... magnet although I doubt that one of 'em fathered you.

[speeding]

The wilderness does at the moment.

Weird. Tree gets more psycho every day.

[stonyfaced.livejournal.com]

Oh. What'd you get thrown in the tanty for, anyway?

I think I'd take that particular piece of information with a grain of salt, if I were you. I don't suppose you find yourself being drawn to metallic substances?

[speeding]

Littering. Apparently it makes me a dangerous criminal and a menace to society. I could have told them being a teenager did that.

I would, but it seems really familiar.

Metallic objects? Er. Not as such, no.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

You got thrown in jail again? What were-

... actually, I'm not even going to ask.

[speeding]

Littering! Just littering!

One tiny Snickers wrapper!

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... WHAT?

That's ridiculous!

[speeding]

I know! Cross and Rabbit got it too.

[codenamewiccan]

...How the hell did you- Nevermind just tell me what you did and that name rings a bell. A HUGE bell, dude.

[speeding]

Littering! LITTERING! You act like I end up on Hollywood's Most Wanted every week man.

I dunno, but you too?

[codenamewiccan]

Littering? What? That's minor! Its just a feeling man, not that you end up WANTED every week but you and trouble are life long pals.

Yeah...but why is your cereal telling you that?

[speeding]

I know! It's not even like I haven't done worse too. I'm hurt Bro. Crushed. I'm a model citizen. The soul of decency and all that crap.

I have no clue, it wrote me a colorful little poem about dad's and threw this Magneto in, instead. I think the Tree's just off it's rocker.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

I think you're just cursed.

[speeding]

Hey I saw you down there!

Cursed? You mean my good lucks, charm, and irresistible mystery come with a price?

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

My neighbour wanted help carrying clothes. Actually... I'm surprised we weren't arrested. There weren't any workers in the stores, but I don't think that's an invitation to just take things.

The basis of alchemy IS equivalent exchange, so I'd say there's a price.

[beat-da-button.livejournal.com]

Uh...mebbe Magneto's someone's name?

[speeding]

What like, "I AM MAGNETO! GREAT AND POWERFUL MAGNET GUY" ?

[beat-da-button.livejournal.com]

Nickname?

[speeding]

I guess. But I wonder why? I mean how do you end up with a nickname like Magneto? It sounds like a cross between Magnet and Zippo.

[metalandashes.livejournal.com]

[inkblot]

I know Magneto.

[speeding]

Is that an "I know the dude, we went to college together" or a "that name rings bells", Wolvers?

[numberofthe.livejournal.com]

I, too, know who Magneto is. Or...I should. It's a person, but other than that, [a pause here] I can't really remember.

[speeding]

Well of the people who have a reaction we all things Magneto's a person. And if my little note means anything he's a guy and maybe my dad?.

What the hell he has to do with anything is beyond me though.

[numberofthe.livejournal.com]

Well, if he's your father, then I would say he certainly has something to do with anything.

You said your cereal told you this?

bad daddy pings 8'(

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

Get a new daddy.