Eleventh Run - Cardboard Unicorn?

[speeding]

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Comments

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...the unicorns are back?

*handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

That sounds creepies. I never gots to sees Want's versions of its.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord-

The cardboard unicorn was a nice addition to the local environment. Naturally, it would appear.

-The Tabloids

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Hey EO, if you hate the unicorn so much, why don't you just fold him into a origami swan or something.

Hahaha, I slay myself. :D

PS. Who's Want?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Nope, not calling you evil overlord Dash. No way. :P

Cardboard Unicorn huh... there's one trying to get into my room but the windows are closed.

[starstruckstray.livejournal.com]

Your pony's made out of cardboard? The hell's the deal with those things, anyway?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

...I'd take creepy over mine smoking, boozing, jerk of a unicorn.

How is your hand doing?