Eleventh Run - Cardboard Unicorn?

[speeding]

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Comments

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord-

The cardboard unicorn was a nice addition to the local environment. Naturally, it would appear.

-The Tabloids

[speeding]

Tabloids-

Next time don't make it all zombified and gross.

-Evil Overlord

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

What would the fun be in giving you a normal-looking cardboard unicorn?

-Tabloids

[speeding]

Tabs-

Normal looking is creepy enough?

-E.O.

lol... that icon

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

Normal is never creepy enough.

-Tabs

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[speeding]

Tabs-

It is in this case.

-E.O.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

Pulpy zombie blobs are totally more fun than cardboard zombies.

-Tabs

[speeding]

Tabs-

You are sick. Sick and twisted.

I kinda like it.

-E.O.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

If I was sick, I'd be coughing. If I was twisted, I'd be a contortionist.

-Tabs

P.S. Your life will be spared this time, Overlord.

[speeding]

Tabs-

Hah hah.

-E.O.

Sweet!

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

My humor is finally getting across.

-Tabs

P.S. Don't take my mercy this time lightly...