Eleventh Run - Cardboard Unicorn?

[speeding]

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Comments

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...the unicorns are back?

*handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

That sounds creepies. I never gots to sees Want's versions of its.

[speeding]

Yeah. Um, why?

*handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[speeding]

Hey, man, how are you doing?

Maybe I should come show you. Moving cardboard unicorn is reeeaaaally creepy.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I just hadn't noticed.

Re: *handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Betters. Not talkings in two languages anymores.

I don't knows. Because Nocturne mights sets it on fires if it is too creepies. How are yous?

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord-

The cardboard unicorn was a nice addition to the local environment. Naturally, it would appear.

-The Tabloids

[speeding]

I thought Raise staying with you.

[speeding]

S'good to know! And glad you're better.

Nocturne sets everything on fire. Why not a zombie cardboard unicorn?

I'm... I've been better. I'll be fine.

[speeding]

Tabloids-

Next time don't make it all zombified and gross.

-Evil Overlord

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

If the fires spreadings then everyones would be reallies upset. Visit mes after they goes away?

Ja, I knows how that is goings.

[speeding]

Sure, sounds good.

Yeah, I bet man. Glad to see you writing as yourself though.

[treeleopardess]

...it's actually moving?

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

It was easiers to haves the me that Kitty drew writes...I still can'ts makes a whole entries on the page by myselfs there are huge ink blottings.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

What would the fun be in giving you a normal-looking cardboard unicorn?

-Tabloids

[speeding]

Yeah. Following me around. Did I mention creepy?

[speeding]

Tabs-

Normal looking is creepy enough?

-E.O.

[speeding]

Yeah. Those things were cute, the ones I saw. Glad your little guy helped though.

[treeleopardess]

...wow, kiddo. Does it avoid people without unicorns, too?

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Hey EO, if you hate the unicorn so much, why don't you just fold him into a origami swan or something.

Hahaha, I slay myself. :D

PS. Who's Want?

[speeding]

Dunno. Wanna come see?

Worse, it's like, a zombie cardboard unicorn. So I would not feel bad at all if you gave it a start.

[speeding]

Because the idea of folding a zombie cardboard unicorn into anything vaguely terrifies me, Big G.

Want is like my twin. Or clone. Or something. Only not as handsome he's got dark hair and brown eyes. Uh, for the record I have white hair and green eyes.

Otherwise we're identical.

[treeleopardess]

I think I kinda have to at this point.

...what happens when you get it wet?

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

... Really now?

[speeding]

Always awesome to see you, especially if it involves hijinks.

I'm not even sure I want to know. What if it gets all pulpy and then... still follows me as a pulpy blob?