Eleventh Run - Cardboard Unicorn?

[speeding]

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Comments

[starstruckstray.livejournal.com]

Your pony's made out of cardboard? The hell's the deal with those things, anyway?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

If you're a virgin, you get a unicorn.

[starstruckstray.livejournal.com]

...that's pretty fucked up. Not like it's anybody's business.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

There isn't really a lot we can do about it now. You can have the one that's staring at me from outside the window if you want.

[starstruckstray.livejournal.com]

Nah--I'm good. Guess now I know why they never liked me.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Looks like you do! :)