First Rerun - Pen Wars

[speeding]

[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]

Hey guys [Squiggly line]

[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.

Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't

Hey I was writing that! She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you

And you'll ramble around before getting to the point! tell us. We really Ramble? I'll ramble your head! We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if

If we 'rumble', you'll lose. you see her, please check on Like you stand a chance. her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, because this guy

Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you. We'd appreciate it! Oh like you're any

[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried) gotta be fa

Thanks again! Get ready to los

((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))

Comments

[speeding]

You need to go on a diet, also [Scribble.]

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I'm not FAT! You just su

[speeding]

fattyfattyfattyfattyFATTYFA

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[CAN'T EVEN REPLY, ALL YOU HAVE IS SCRIBBLES. He's gonna get youuuu.]

[speeding]

[More scribbles the PEN IS MINE you FATTY]

hey everyone cross is a huge fatty who eats like [scribblesohgod] ALSO HE CHEATS AND IS NO GENTLEM

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[Squiggly lines I am not FAT]

But not once has the Sphere had my soundtrack as DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY UNLIKE YO

[speeding]

[Godzilla-man.]

Yeah never had The Rack though unlike certain fat

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[a funny looking scribble.]

You're just jealous I look like whatever gender I'm turned in

[speeding]

dud don't want to look like a woman that's [Long line.]

someonesendhelpthere'safathippocrushingmetode

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I'd rather look like a woman when a woman than a ma- [Thin line.]

dontcallmefatI'mholdingyoudownwithmyleftarm

[speeding]

hey so which are you now I can't tell

helpbeingoppressedsend

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

then you're blind as well as a liar, I do not cheat

you'reasoreloserthat'sall

[speeding]

your mom's a liar and you so cheat haven'tlostye

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I don't think I have a mom

1/2

[speeding]

[Way to be awkward buddy.]

[speeding]

That's what she said. Last night.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

... [there's scribbles here because all he can do is laugh.]

[speeding]

[That's what he was aiming for. Though now he is drawing a big fat stick figure and starting to label it]

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[Why would you ever- The retort is a stick figure in a skirt.]

[speeding]

[It's ON now]

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[No its on NOW]

[speeding]

[War man, this is war.]

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[speeding]

Dude. What is that. I can't even

[divinebrat.livejournal.com]

[yeah, icon is the face he's giving you IN PERSON.]