First Rerun - Pen Wars

[speeding]

[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]

Hey guys [Squiggly line]

[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.

Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't

Hey I was writing that! She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you

And you'll ramble around before getting to the point! tell us. We really Ramble? I'll ramble your head! We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if

If we 'rumble', you'll lose. you see her, please check on Like you stand a chance. her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, because this guy

Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you. We'd appreciate it! Oh like you're any

[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried) gotta be fa

Thanks again! Get ready to los

((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))

Comments

SO EPIC

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

[ooc:ink dots from someone laughing too hard.]

Cross.

Cross.

Cross.

Buddy, you can't go back in after drawing something like that! Sharing the same pen, bickering like an old married couple. Worrying about Bastet like two uncles.

Don't worry. We accept you for who you are.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

YES I CAN!

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

None of that now. You have to set a good example for Jr!

So do I get that registry started now? I mean we're low on goods but I'm sure we can find something special for you love birds.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I don't think Little G cares and I'm not like THAT! No offense to those who are but I'm not fat or flaming or or or or

/poke poke

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

"That"?

Man Cross. I never expect that kind of old fashioned attitude from you. Littl G is gonna grow up all kinds of screwed up!

You need to l-love y-y-yourself man. [ooc:he is really laughing too hard to continue]

/dying

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

...I will send Wing after your socks. You'll never know the joy of clean warm socks. ever again

so worth it

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Now you're corrupting your pets with your denial of love!!!

it so is!

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

WING WAS ALREADY CORRUPTED! MASTER MADE HIM!

wow master in this context...

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

...M-master?

[this is your ghost on LOLZ]

ROFL

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

...he trained me to be an Exorcist. That's all I remember of him. The only positive memories.