Fourth Run - Boy Scout
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speeding((OOC: Fugue has asked Dash for a thorough assessment off the islands. So here we go. Each separate island will be it's own LJ cut to save you from wading through wall of text. Each pair of entries is spaced apart by a fair amoutn of time.))
Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.
Medical Island
Pretty trashed. Giant branches have collapsed half the building but the other half actually looks stable and useable in a pinch. Water damage is pretty extensive.
Marketplace
A whole lot of rubble. Buildings are a todd up--some are in pretty decent shape, others are rubble. Looks like there were stalls but not a one of them survived. Talked to some of the people stuck at work--there's a lot of debris and some of ti's sharp, what where you step.
Next up! Post office and Farmland.
Post office
Not crossing that bridge. No way, no how. Sorry. It might be safe? But I don't think so.
Farmland
Actually looks okay. A lot of branches littering the place but the essential equipment looks intact. Just going to need some picking up mainly.
Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.
Music Room
Totally trashed. I can barely move around this place, the damage is pretty bad. Water damage, branched, the place is falling apart. Careful if you come here--the bridge was a little unsteady getting over and I would not trust entering the building unless you're like, Superman. Some of the walls have collapsed, and the roof looks about to give up the ghost.
Race Track
The track is trashed. The strands are splinters. Stables look okay though, but this place isn't going to be useable without a lot of help.
Park and State Aquarium
Park
Looks pretty unscathed. Some building here got a little damaged, but looks sound. Other than a lot of things blown over, it's fine.
State Aquarium
A little damage, not too bad. But why didnt' anyone warn me about the fuckign tentacle monster? It's BRIGHT PINK people, you could have warned me! It's not coming after me, so I'm good. Kind of assessing the damage from a distance because you cannot pay me enough to go down there.
Thanks a lot guys.
Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.
Dojo
Bridge from the Aquarium is trashed, but the bridge from the hot springs is fine. The dojo is a wreck people. No training to be kung fu masters here for a while, trust me. Tempted to make a joke about splinters and Splinter, but the fact that there is tentacle monster thing here is still killing my wit.
Hot Springs
Almost no damage. Looks pretty good here, some fallen branches and debris, that's it.
Houskeeping and Paper Factory
Housekeeping
Dunno how this one got pulled off but there's almost no damage here.
Paper Factory
Some water damage and medium branches, going to need some hauling and repair, but over all not bad.
Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island
Ikea
Medium damage. I wouldn't take a lot of this furniture home unless you wanted some kindling or somethig. Some of it escaped though--a lot of water damage even to the intact stuff though.
Workshops
Trashed. Like. Gone. Having to crawl over giant branches and rubble just to get to the other side of the island.
Unnamed Island
Okay I feel really depressed. Nothing here to be trashed, but there's a lot of debris. Getting off this godforsaken rock now.
Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island
Crystala
Weird place. Gives me the creeps a little. Bridge getting here was kind of tereacherous, so watch yoru step. A lot of debris and broken crystals but... Yeah, that's about it. Place gives me the wiggins though. And I think something is watching me.
Going to call this next one Lighthouse Island
Lighthouse
Can't get across the bridge to check it out, but the lighthouse itself looks fine from here.
That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.
Okay! So. First check-- Medical Island and the Marketplace according to this here map.
Medical Island
Pretty trashed. Giant branches have collapsed half the building but the other half actually looks stable and useable in a pinch. Water damage is pretty extensive.
Marketplace
A whole lot of rubble. Buildings are a todd up--some are in pretty decent shape, others are rubble. Looks like there were stalls but not a one of them survived. Talked to some of the people stuck at work--there's a lot of debris and some of ti's sharp, what where you step.
Next up! Post office and Farmland.
Post office
Not crossing that bridge. No way, no how. Sorry. It might be safe? But I don't think so.
Farmland
Actually looks okay. A lot of branches littering the place but the essential equipment looks intact. Just going to need some picking up mainly.
Okay, next: Music Room and Race Track.
Music Room
Totally trashed. I can barely move around this place, the damage is pretty bad. Water damage, branched, the place is falling apart. Careful if you come here--the bridge was a little unsteady getting over and I would not trust entering the building unless you're like, Superman. Some of the walls have collapsed, and the roof looks about to give up the ghost.
Race Track
The track is trashed. The strands are splinters. Stables look okay though, but this place isn't going to be useable without a lot of help.
Park and State Aquarium
Park
Looks pretty unscathed. Some building here got a little damaged, but looks sound. Other than a lot of things blown over, it's fine.
State Aquarium
A little damage, not too bad. But why didnt' anyone warn me about the fuckign tentacle monster? It's BRIGHT PINK people, you could have warned me! It's not coming after me, so I'm good. Kind of assessing the damage from a distance because you cannot pay me enough to go down there.
Thanks a lot guys.
Moving on. Dojo, Hot Springs.
Dojo
Bridge from the Aquarium is trashed, but the bridge from the hot springs is fine. The dojo is a wreck people. No training to be kung fu masters here for a while, trust me. Tempted to make a joke about splinters and Splinter, but the fact that there is tentacle monster thing here is still killing my wit.
Hot Springs
Almost no damage. Looks pretty good here, some fallen branches and debris, that's it.
Houskeeping and Paper Factory
Housekeeping
Dunno how this one got pulled off but there's almost no damage here.
Paper Factory
Some water damage and medium branches, going to need some hauling and repair, but over all not bad.
Ikea (seriously?), Workshops and unnamed island
Ikea
Medium damage. I wouldn't take a lot of this furniture home unless you wanted some kindling or somethig. Some of it escaped though--a lot of water damage even to the intact stuff though.
Workshops
Trashed. Like. Gone. Having to crawl over giant branches and rubble just to get to the other side of the island.
Unnamed Island
Okay I feel really depressed. Nothing here to be trashed, but there's a lot of debris. Getting off this godforsaken rock now.
Final Stop: Crystal and other unnamed island
Crystala
Weird place. Gives me the creeps a little. Bridge getting here was kind of tereacherous, so watch yoru step. A lot of debris and broken crystals but... Yeah, that's about it. Place gives me the wiggins though. And I think something is watching me.
Going to call this next one Lighthouse Island
Lighthouse
Can't get across the bridge to check it out, but the lighthouse itself looks fine from here.
That concludes this awesome report brough by yours truly.
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:40 am (UTC)ENCOURAGING
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:56 am (UTC)ORLY?
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:59 am (UTC)LIES!!!
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:22 am (UTC)LIES. ALL LIES. PLEASE IGNORE DUB AND HIS LATEST FIT OF SUDDEN IRRATIONAL PARANOIA.
HE'S JUST WORRIED I'LL REVEAL HIS SECRET IDENTITY WHICH JUST HAPPE-
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:31 am (UTC)AND ALSO A LIAR.
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:38 am (UTC)LOOK AT WHAT I HAVE TO DEAL WITH.
ONE MINUTE YOU'RE LIKE, OH NOT MONEYPENNY AND THEN NEXT YOU'RE ALL LIKE WELL MAYBE IT SHOULD BE ALL HARDC-
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:45 am (UTC)I TAKE IT BACK. I'LL BE MONEYPENNY.
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Date: 2008-09-16 04:48 am (UTC)BESIDES, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL FOR EMPOWERMENT, YEAH. WHY BOTHER BEING THE DOTING SECRETARY WHEN YOU CAN BE THE SEXB-
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Date: 2008-09-16 05:02 am (UTC)TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.