Eleventh Rerun - Flies with honey

[speeding]

I've been here over two years now. It's a weird thing to notice.

Maybe I'm just getting used to this place. Scary thought. Maybe I'm just going crazy. I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad style of thing. You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps.

Anyway, it's not here yet but winter's coming up. I don't know if anyone remembers Kitty, but she used to make cake for newborns. Which was pretty cool. And speaking of cool, the Hall of Beginning gets kinda arctic in the winter months. Which means we need warm clothes for newborns. And I was thinking if we could get volunteers to make hot drinks or something every day for the hall, and a heater to keep them warm, that'd be kinda nice for the poor new suckers who get stuck in this place.

That, and the greeters sure aren't gonna complain, believe me.

So, if anyone could donate a portable stove or something, and maybe a rotating volunteer cycle? Any warm drinks are going to go miles when the cold hits--coffee, tea, cider, hot cocoa, whatever.

Comments

Basically, someone in ES needs the Mr. Wizard nickname now

[speeding]

No problem, most people don't seem to be.

Honestly I'm not sure. Fugue's the guy that hired me, but this might be housekeeping's thing. Or maybe Bastet, since she's in charge of security.

can't think of any XD

[lingeringlegacy]

I am in Housekeeping, and we don't work with utilities.

Alas that Innovator isn't around.

[speeding]

Well than it's Fugue or Queen B.

[lingeringlegacy]

Is the person below that same Fugue? What fortunate timing, if so.

[speeding]

That's the man. By the way, didn't catch your name.

[lingeringlegacy]

Stellaris.
And I didn't catch yours either.

[speeding]

Stella. Got it. Name's Tommy, you can call me Dash, or Evil Overlord. Or you know, whatever.

[lingeringlegacy]

Tommy, then. [Because it's written first.] Would an evil overlord really introduce himself as such, hm?

And if you need more help to prepare hot drinks or setup a heating system, I would be glad to offer mine.

[speeding]

Maybe an Evil Overlord would figure no one would think an Evil Overlord would introduce himself that way, so he would. [Pentaps.] I have no idea what I just wrote.

Thanks! We'll be trying to find a cocoa and espresso machine,b ut every little bit helps, seriously.