First Rerun - Pen Wars

[speeding]

[The post is in Cross and Dash's handwriting, with a lot of squiggled lines, ink dots and scribbles. The handwriting is messy on both their parts.]

Hey guys [Squiggly line]

[Little circle.] We lost our other pen. Please bear with us for a moment.

Dude, seriously trying to make a point I know but as I was saying has anyone seen Bastet? She wasn't

Hey I was writing that! She didn't show for shift today, so if anyone has seen her could you

And you'll ramble around before getting to the point! tell us. We really Ramble? I'll ramble your head! We're seriously worried because she never ditches. So if

If we 'rumble', you'll lose. you see her, please check on Like you stand a chance. her. And maybe like drop us a note or something? And some pens, because this guy

Who pinned who in the remote war? That's right, not you. We'd appreciate it! Oh like you're any

[Squiggly liiiines!] Sincerely and all that, E.O. and Cross (seriously though, we're worried) gotta be fa

Thanks again! Get ready to los

((OOC: Change in hand-writing is being represented by colors for ease of reading Dash and Cross. Edit: As of this parts of the main post are very lightly struck through.))

Comments

I knooow T_T

[speeding]

Well maybe she needs a break, it's not like she gets to goof off like Cross and I do.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

She needs one. She deserves one. But that doesn't mean she'd take one.

[speeding]

I know Maybe something came up.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[snapsnap-boom.livejournal.com]

I'll check on her.

[speeding]

thanks boss.

[snapsnap-boom.livejournal.com]

You're welcome, Dash.

ninjastrikes

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Snap.

Check if anyone's gone missing, if you can.

Strikes up for 30 seconds

[snapsnap-boom.livejournal.com]

Ever here to serve.

I will. Who are you expecting missing?

Ditto

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

No one specifically. I'm probably just being paranoid. But the last time she left without warning, someone had gone.

[speeding]

She's Queen B Kaz. Whatever it is she'll kick it's ass.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Of course she will.

In the meantime, let me know if you need any extra help to cover her—I'm still at Wellspring most of the time, but I've been assisting with some off-hour shifts in the hatchery while the Guard's numbers are lower.

[speeding]

Seriously K, we're fine. If we could convince her to take a few days off that'd be cool. I mean, if there's anything that pops up that we can't handle we deserve our asses kicked. This is me and Cross yanno. We were just worried.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

It's Bastet's willpower we're talking about. Good luck convincing her to relax when others can't.

You two are ridiculous.

[speeding]

Yeah I know, I know, don't argue with the littlest amazon, unless you like being toast.

We try. If we get smiles we're doin' it right.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

The crispy kind.

Depends on your definition of right.

[speeding]

All burnt and stuff. Gross. Okay this analogy just went wrong. Screw you fishbowl and your context.

Like, the opposite of... wrong? or left

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Ew.

Something like that.

[speeding]

Well what's your definition?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I'm not even sure what we're talking about now.

[speeding]

I have no idea. I think it involves toast.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Are you hungry, Dash?

[speeding]

I'm always hungry.

lollll icon

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

I can send one of the Wellspring volunteers by with some food if it's that bad.

That is a perfect reaction icon

[speeding]

I know we're on rations K but if there's any to spare Cross is seriously probably losing pounds as we write.