Twenty-nineth run - Not all dreams are sinister

[speeding]

Man I had the weirdest dream last night. I was being chased by a giant pizza, and Arrow was riding it going "Ándale! Ándale!" while there were like thirty dancing Mugen's eating cheesepuffs. And then it got weird.

My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.

Carry on, peons.

Comments

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Don't forget a spoiled cat to lug around.

[speeding]

Dude I already have Cross's fucking wing thing. It's lazy and eats everything. That counts, right?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

What is that? Like a bird?

[speeding]

More like a ball with wings. You been down to the wilderness lately?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Weird, but I think that counts. Last I checked, it was some sort of gym setup.

[speeding]

Now it's got flying balls. Tim looks like one of the little gold ones anyway.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

... Dude, I hope you realize how that sounded.

[speeding]

Yeah, I don't even try any more. This place is it's own kind of special. And I'm not making it up about the wilderness.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Tch, amen to that. I really don't doubt it.

[speeding]

I don't even know man, you just roll with it.

But back tot he important shit. Crown, cape, scepter, got the weird pet... Anything else?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Not like you can do much else.

The evil laugh, but I mean, come on, that's a given.

[speeding]

Well you could stand up to it, but that includes a lot of dying.

Oh man I've got that one down.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Me and dying. We tried something once, but it didn't work out. Couldn't even stay friends after the fact.

Then I think all that's left is theme music and possibly a catch phrase, and then getting the population to fear your overlordian wrath, and considering the getup you just described, that'll be the real challenge.

[speeding]

Yeah I hear that dying is a real bitch. Totally abusive and shit.

Alright. Maybe par down the outfit to just a cape and maybe a pimp cane, hat too?

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

Total blanket hog too.

And the bling bling?

[speeding]

Probably sleeps around too.

Can't forget the bling, homeslice. Never forget the bling.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

That bitch.

What about a name of villainous badassery? 'Evil Overlord' sounds more like a title.

[speeding]

Damn whore, you should probably never contact her again.

What, is Dash not cool enough? What about Quicksilver? Doctor Boom's already taken.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

But. But. I thought it was true love.

Dash doesn't sound villainous. Quicksilver could probably be turned against fairly easily. Who took Doctor Boom?

[speeding]

She tricked you man. Move on. Let it heal.

My old roommate. Built rockets. Taught Cross the fine art of brewing German beer. Tried to get him to work on some robot minions for me.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

I'll never be the same.

Sounds fitting.

[speeding]

Time man. Time and booze. Lots of booze.

Yep. I guess I'll stick to Evil Overlord.