Twenty-nineth run - Not all dreams are sinister

[speeding]

Man I had the weirdest dream last night. I was being chased by a giant pizza, and Arrow was riding it going "Ándale! Ándale!" while there were like thirty dancing Mugen's eating cheesepuffs. And then it got weird.

My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.

Carry on, peons.

Comments

[speeding]

Damn whore, you should probably never contact her again.

What, is Dash not cool enough? What about Quicksilver? Doctor Boom's already taken.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

But. But. I thought it was true love.

Dash doesn't sound villainous. Quicksilver could probably be turned against fairly easily. Who took Doctor Boom?

[speeding]

She tricked you man. Move on. Let it heal.

My old roommate. Built rockets. Taught Cross the fine art of brewing German beer. Tried to get him to work on some robot minions for me.

[smokesordie.livejournal.com]

I'll never be the same.

Sounds fitting.

[speeding]

Time man. Time and booze. Lots of booze.

Yep. I guess I'll stick to Evil Overlord.