Twenty-second Run - Couch Fort King

[speeding]

Dear Invaders,

This is my tree, and those are my minions henchmen civilians you are attempting to eat. Also, that's my stuff. In short, you are not welcome.

GTFO, DIAF, and all that.

So it is written, so let it be,

Loves and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. My pillow fort is the bomb.

Comments

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

But does your pillow fort have a moat with sharks? Hmmmm?

[speeding]

Not yet, wanna make me one?

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Well, I can loan you some of my sharks! I'm trying to mount lasers on their heads but it doesn't quite work, and considering that I'm caring for peoples' pets maybe it's not such a good idea to keep them anyway...

[speeding]

Laser sharks? I am so down for this.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

Kitty suggested guard bears, too, but I'm not sure we could find any bears in the Sphere so instead Logan Sparky McRuffles the Second is standing at my castle's entrance and... well, sometimes roaring like a bear or a lion. Sometimes. Other times he does his usual mooing, clucking and oinking.

[speeding]

Bears are pretty awesome, but nothing says evil lair defense like laser sharks.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

TOTALLY agreed.

[speeding]

I mean that one's a classic, up there with the piranha tank.

[handy-psychic.livejournal.com]

And the pit of crocodiles controlled by a lever.