Fourteenth Run - Shopping List

[speeding]

Shopping list of things to take back home:

-Toaster
-Microwave (many)
-Blender
-Coffee maker
-Coffee (lots)
-Soda (many lots)
-Assorted appliances and cookware
-Hi-res flat screen (get help carrying)
-DVD player
-All the DVDs ever
-Check for game consoles, XBOX at least
-Gaaames

Note to self, try to get multiples of the appliances and stuff. In case of Dr. Boom.

PSA: Zombies are still in the tree.

Comments

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Subtle.

Real subtle, doublemint twins.

[speeding]

It's for the cause, Arch. For the cause.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Dude, pretty sure big lean and green is going to be too busy trying to furnish his own cause.

[speeding]

Um, can I bribe you? Are you bribeable? Corruption in the system?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Hm.

Keep talking...

[speeding]

Well I have no idea what to bribe you with. But I guess I'm putting out here the idea that, if bribing were to be an acceptable means of business, I could, ya'know, try to find whatever might sway you from the straight and narrow.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Dude, for the record? Pretty sure I've never been on the straight and narrow -- even if I don't properly remember it. Though this would mean we'd be making a temporary alliance. How do I know the balance of power won't shift completely and the world unmake itself as a result?

[speeding]

Semantics.

I think a temporary alliance in the name of the cause is acceptable, don't you? We can always make up for it by being extra nemesis-y after or something.

And if the world unmakes itself and unravels, spiraling us all into a vast abyss of strange and weird, we can always blame Want for not stopping us.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Gee. Me getting blamed for stuff that's not my fault. What strange alternate universe are we in?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

Yeah, okay, maybe I'm totally behind this plan. Though, does that mean my official line can be that I'm doing it for you and therefore not for him. Thus allowing me to do what he wants without giving him the satisfaction of actually winning the argument?

ANSWER CAREFULLY!

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

And here I'd have thought you'd be happy to be so helpful around the house.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Last I checked beast of burden did not fall under the general housekeeping section on my boyfriend application, Dub.

[treeleopardess]

Hush. I don't need you giving certain people ideas.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Dude, B, tell that to him. He makes big-eyes I've just started speaking in tongues whenever I insist that IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY.

[treeleopardess]

Of course it works that way. Boyfriends are for carrying things.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

No, they're
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Bah, woman. You're as impossible as he is. And that's saying something.

[treeleopardess]

I've got a reputation to uphold.

And things to that need to be carried.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Well then, okay.

Does that mean he has to, like, carry things too, since he's technically also a boyfriend?

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. You know you are just as into having DVDs and music and games.

Please, T. Pleeeeease.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

stop looking at me like that

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Pleeeeeeease.

Pleeeeeeeeeeease.

give in and i'll stop

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

You are impossible.


gonna have to try harder than that, dub

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

I am impossible to dissuade, you mean.

is that a challenge?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Dissuade. Live with. Date. All the same diff.


did i blink?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...whoa wait a sec, what all are you planning on swiping for the place?

Curious minds need to know this stuff.