Eleventh Run - Cardboard Unicorn?

[speeding]

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Comments

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

....I was skimming entries.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

....

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

SHUT. UP.

Mr. Zombie Cardboard Unicorn.

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

Mhm.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

Crow is going to try and ground me for this.

[treeleopardess]

But if they sell it they'll have it for a while. Who knows when I'll have another chance to terrorize a zombie cardboard unicorn?

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

Who said I'd try?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

......hi.

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

Hello Raise-san.

Which of you should I be lecturing? And I mean between you and Drake.

[speeding]

Make me, Captain Ducky.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

You can't ground me! I haven't even met you yet!

[speeding]

This... This is logical and true.

Plus if we wait we can get like, ice cream and stuff and make sure you have proper apple pie.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Ah...What do... Er.... what do you mean?

[treeleopardess]

You're so cute.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I'm not the one whose virtue is apparently undead and sort of shambling.

[speeding]

Yeah, they aren't so bad.

Cross is pretty awesome too.

You know a general get together mixer sounds fun to me. I'm all for that socializing thing. Would give people something to do.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...the sphere is very quick on one slip.

[speeding]

Hey, at least I have virtue why am I even boasting about this?

You, you don't even get undead shambling virtue.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

If I was sick, I'd be coughing. If I was twisted, I'd be a contortionist.

-Tabs

P.S. Your life will be spared this time, Overlord.

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

We can fix the second easily enough Drake and then the first shouldn't be any trouble, should it?

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

I think it should be obvious.

No matter, I can lecture you both.

I wonder if I can get away with grounding you as well?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...why in the name of all that is holy are you BOASTING about not getting any to the point where your unicorn is undead and made of a paper product?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

This is so totally unfair, seriously. You can't GROUND me.

[speeding]

Dude, hell if I know.

At least this one isn't singing at me.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...Ah. I'll... keep that in mind.

And I'm not... I'm not sure. What does 'grounding' pertain to?