Eighth Run - Candy Mountain...

[speeding]

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

Comments

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

TWIN CLONE WHATEVER YOU ARE

COME PRETEND TO BE ME FOR A WHILE

BRING THE UNICORN

If I told you we have aspirin-like-stuff in the bathroom, would that sweeten the deal?

[speeding]

....

FOR ASPIRIN OR GOOD SUBSTITUTE I WILL EVEN IMITATE YOU, WANT.

COMPLETE WITH RETARDED BLUE SINGING UNICORN.

Seriously this is all backwards and wrong. Obviously I got your unicorn by mistake.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

see below.

[speeding]

Perv.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

oi.

YOU TWO ARE THE ONES WHO ARE LIKE, LET'S PLAY AT TRADING PLACES FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE SAKE OF A DAMN UNICORN.

I'M JUST AN INNOCENT PAWN HERE AT THE MERCY OF YOUR DECEPTIONS.

[speeding]

Don't oi me.

YOU ARE ThE ONE GETTING ALL EAGER WITH THE SWAPPING IDEA BUDDY. WHO'S THE ONE THAT WENT THERE? NOT US.

DON'T EVEN TRY. IF ANYONE IS INNOCENT HERE IT'S OBVIOUSLY ME. SO SAYS THE UNICORN.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ME NOT BEING EAGER. THIS IS ME NOT HAVING A CLUE AS TO WHAT LENGTHS DUB WILL GO TO REINFORCE HIS WHOLE "I HAVE A UNICORN, REALLY I DO" DENIAL.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

...That's a good one, actually. Clearly it was looking for me, found you instead, and got confused because of us being all doppelgangers or whatever.

YOU WIN. COME GET YOUR PAIN-KILLERS.

why is it blue?

...and why does it speak English for that matter?

[speeding]

This is obviously what happened bro. There can be no clearer explanation then it is mix-up.

I'm coming, trust me.

I wish I knew.

It keeps trying to get me to follow it somewhere. And it won't stop calling me Charlie.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

You two are serious morons.

[speeding]

You want my unicorn T? I think he'd like you.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Good. The sooner we clear this up, the sooner we can both stop having headaches.

...Why not just follow it and see where it wants to take you? Maybe your name's actually Charlie?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Does that mean I have to sleep with Dash tonight?

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

NO.

[speeding]

NOT IN MY CONTRACT. DITTO DITTO.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

HEY. You're the one who's all like "oh, well you can pretend to be me!" What am I supposed to think?

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

In public. For public performances. I mean, come on, it's not like that switch would fool you, so what's the point?

rig

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

LISTEN. YOU BRING THAT STUPID UNICORN OF YOURS TO THE BATHROOM. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S PUBLIC PERFORMANCE FOR YOU, DUDE?


And I'm not going to even dignify the rest of your comment with a response, man.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

I BRING IT TO THE BATHROOM. SO IT DOESN'T GET STOLEN. AND TORCHED. WHILE I'M GONE.

Throne appears to be an expert at breaking Lucy's brain.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

O_O

[speeding]

Ignore him.

Throne broke her brain.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

But you wouldn't... would you?

And Dash's <3

[speeding]

No.

he is so not in the mood.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Luce.

don't even start.

she'll be nice enough to forget too. <3

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

I won't!

Sorry.