Eighth Run - Candy Mountain...

[speeding]

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

Comments

[speeding]

Perv.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

oi.

YOU TWO ARE THE ONES WHO ARE LIKE, LET'S PLAY AT TRADING PLACES FOR THE NIGHT FOR THE SAKE OF A DAMN UNICORN.

I'M JUST AN INNOCENT PAWN HERE AT THE MERCY OF YOUR DECEPTIONS.

[speeding]

Don't oi me.

YOU ARE ThE ONE GETTING ALL EAGER WITH THE SWAPPING IDEA BUDDY. WHO'S THE ONE THAT WENT THERE? NOT US.

DON'T EVEN TRY. IF ANYONE IS INNOCENT HERE IT'S OBVIOUSLY ME. SO SAYS THE UNICORN.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ME NOT BEING EAGER. THIS IS ME NOT HAVING A CLUE AS TO WHAT LENGTHS DUB WILL GO TO REINFORCE HIS WHOLE "I HAVE A UNICORN, REALLY I DO" DENIAL.

[speeding]

IT'S NOT A MATTER OF HIS LENGTHS DUDE, IT'S A MATTER OF "HI, THERE'S INAPPROPRIATE THAN THERE'S INAPPROPRIATE."

And you know I'm not some foaming homophobe, and I don't know about you, but I really don't need the mental images and Want probably doesn't either.

so i'm coming and collecting my painkillers and you two can hash out your unicorn issues to a singing accompaniment.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

DUDE. YOU KNOW WHAT? WHATEVER.

listen, you two started it. you two can go have your unicorn bonding or whatever, dude, i am so going home.

Most mature comback ever Y/Y

[speeding]

Fine.

Be that way.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

JERK

[speeding]

... Yeah, sometimes.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Hey, Dash. I know this isn't really your think, but walk slowly, okay? This is my bad. I'm going to back away from the journal and try to work it out.

[speeding]

Yeah got it.


For the record I'm sorry. If he's still there I'll tell T that in person.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

My fault, not yours. I'll figure something out.

But thanks.

[speeding]

I didn't help by being an ass, Want.

If he goes before I get there... Yeah, just keep him around. I'll try to make sure my blue buddy doesn't make things worse.