Twenty-nineth run - Not all dreams are sinister

[speeding]

Man I had the weirdest dream last night. I was being chased by a giant pizza, and Arrow was riding it going "Ándale! Ándale!" while there were like thirty dancing Mugen's eating cheesepuffs. And then it got weird.

My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.

Carry on, peons.

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[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

You have one scary mind there, Dash. I'm surprised Bernard wasn't chasing after you riding a tank or something. I haven't remember any of my dreams since I've gotten here, but maybe I don't want to.

Evil Overlord? Peons? Aw, shucks. You really know how to make us feel welcome.

[speeding]

Don't I know it. I'm blaming this one on the tree, I swear. Bernard... Would be terrifying. But Arrow used to like to ride things.

As to dreams? Was the same for me, for a while. Took months for me to start remembering what I dreamed, and then it was only the random shit about people or stuff here. So who knows.

Well I try to make y'all feel appreciated in my diabolical empire.

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

Who's Arrow?

Months? Wow. That is a long time. It's funny how easily miss something as simple as dreaming.

So, in this diabolical wonderland in your head, is there chocolate cake? Ohh, with Tabasco Sauce? I could really go for that right now. I'd glady pretend you're Overlord of All Things Spherian if there was.

[speeding]

Arrow was this kid who was here a long time ago. Real nice guy, liked to ride random animals. He was a friend of mine. Blue tattoos and stuff on his head and hands.

Months until I remembered. I did dream, I'm pretty sure. But yeah... This place really fucks with you.

Cake and tabasco? You my friend have weirded out even my sensibilities, and they are hardly delicate. Try Rose though, she's super with cakes. Or pizza. I'm not exactly a chef--I can make food to survive on.

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

Did he disappear, too? I've heard a few things about that. Or did he [He rethinks ending the sentence, fearing it's a touching subject.]

Oh, okay. Yeah, it really does. Not a week and I feel like it's already taken me for a mental ride.

What? How's that weird? Really sweet and really spicy. That's, like, the best flavor combination. Everyone knows that.

Strikes crossed out violently

[speeding]

He disappeared. A while ago. I've been here over a year now. I'd say you get used to friends vanishing, but really? You never do. Never. It's frustrating, but acting out is a sure fire way

Hah, you kinda get... To expect it, actually. I mean, hell, it put me in a miniskirt this week--last year I'd be screaming, now I'm just going to be glad when I get pants back. You get resigned I guess.

Maybe for sweet and sour dude, but not for cake.

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

I'm really sorry to hear it, Dash. I don't imagine that ever does get easy. I have this hole in me for the people I used to know, and I don't even remember them. It must be ten times worse to lose someone you do.

That's a sad truth.

Sweet and sour is good, but man, I can't believe you haven't done sweet and spicy. I'm pretty sure everyone did it back where I'm from. I'll have to get you to try it, sometime.

[speeding]

It's... I don't know man. Some of the ones that left were from back home, I know for sure one hundred percent. Just. Gone. Hope you never get that because it's enough to give a lesser being an abandonment complex. Fortunately I'm pretty awesome.

Well, thick skin can be pretty useful here. But sometimes you gotta watch for it turning into apathy.

Alright, I'll try anything once. But if I hate it I swear I'll get back at you.

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

Fortunately. Still, again, I'm sorry.

I am afraid of that. I met someone recently who's been here a while and he...I don't want to be like that. I'll have you to keep me in line, right?

That's fair. I'm sure your revenge is swift and sure.

He's a lot more bitter then he lets on orz

[speeding]

Eh.

That guy? Yeah just live day to day, it's about the best you can do unless you want to get in a crap tone of trouble.

Oh my justice will be meted out with pleasure if you lead me astray. Man I did not used to use words like that.

Re: He's a lot more bitter then he lets on orz

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

I went to go see Spade. I'm doing my best, I promise. People like you are making it easier.

Are you using a thesaurus or something? Cheater.

[OOC: Strikes are done quick and thorough and blotted out, to boot. Can't be too safe.]

Strikes blacked out completely after a minute

[speeding]

What's--No, off journal. Glad I can help buddy.

Nah I had this friend person friend who was a real word nerd. She made me read all these damn books--some of it kinda stuck.

Re: Strikes blacked out completely after a minute

[yourealrightnow.livejournal.com]

Good idea.

Nothing wrong with a little education. I think I kind of liked that stuff, back home. Seems familiar, anyway.

[OOC: Strikes blacked out as thoroughly as before.]