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speedingMan I had the weirdest dream last night. I was being chased by a giant pizza, and Arrow was riding it going "Ándale! Ándale!" while there were like thirty dancing Mugen's eating cheesepuffs. And then it got weird.
My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.
Carry on, peons.
My subconscious aside, yo and welcome n00bs. Name's Dash, I'll be serving as your Evil Overlord during your stay in our lovely arboreal prison. Feel free to direct all complaints to other people, and all tribute to me.
Carry on, peons.
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Date: 2009-09-29 03:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-29 03:38 pm (UTC)...I'm sorry about this Dash, she has NO concept of sarcasm
Date: 2009-09-29 03:48 pm (UTC)looverlord, you would need to be defeated.However given that Kazahana is carrying on a normal conversation with you, I find it dubious that you are.
[But she is confused by Spike's offer of tribute.]
It's amusing! It also totally pings him for like the Vision crossed with Patriot
Date: 2009-09-29 03:53 pm (UTC)No one's laid claim to the title yet, so my reign of terror remains. I've probably got robot minions or some shit laying around to enforce my will.
*puts a flag on her head*
Date: 2009-09-29 03:58 pm (UTC)What sort of poI do not believe you. A reign of terror would have been noticed by now. Although if you were, it would somewhat explain Spike's offer of tribute.
/makes her a bald robot/
Date: 2009-09-29 04:01 pm (UTC)Spike is a loyal minion! I shall be promoting him to henchman shortly. Or maybe lackey.
Handmaiden: B| *clanks*
Date: 2009-09-29 04:43 pm (UTC)/pokes robot/
Date: 2009-09-29 04:46 pm (UTC)*robot slices off finger*
Date: 2009-09-29 04:48 pm (UTC)DDDD:
Date: 2009-09-29 04:50 pm (UTC)*duct-tapes it back on, fine*
Date: 2009-09-29 04:53 pm (UTC)Then I do not understand why yDo you fight?
/puppy eyes/
Date: 2009-09-29 05:12 pm (UTC)Yeah, when I have to.
*pats head*
Date: 2009-09-29 05:14 pm (UTC)What would compel you to fight?
<3
Date: 2009-09-29 05:17 pm (UTC)Oh I dunno, maybe the usual non-psychotic reasons? Protecting a friend, defending my girlfriend's honor, kicking ass in the name of truth, justice and mom's apple pie?
\o/
Date: 2009-09-29 05:20 pm (UTC)[long pause. oops.]
I apologize.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:22 pm (UTC)[Also pause.]
Hey, no, I shouldn't have been messing around.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:24 pm (UTC)I did not understand your meaning. It was my failing.
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Date: 2009-09-29 05:39 pm (UTC)No, I shoulda stopped messing with you.
she is actually a bit amused by his first comment
Date: 2009-09-29 08:17 pm (UTC)Do not concern yourself.
At least he makes up for his fail a bit?
Date: 2009-09-29 09:18 pm (UTC)Yeah...