Twenty-seventh run - FML

[speeding]

Show of hands! Who here's been to hell?

Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.

Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.

This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.

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[speeding]

That would be correct. Fire, demons, sulfur, souls in torment, the whole enchilada.

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............

I don't even know what to say to that!

[speeding]

Something like "Hey Dash, did you get me tickets to see Satan and the Screaming Damned live in concert while you were there?"

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Oh, right.

Did you bring back any souvenirs? Or did they kick you out because they were afraid you'd take over?

[speeding]

Sorry dude, no souvenirs. Code showed up though--I'm presuming to save my ass but it ended there.

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... Wow...

[speeding]

I know I know, you envy my life full of adventure and weirdness.

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I'm not sure I'd prefer that or my relatively boring life.

Perhaps if I were your minion... oh, wait, I already am.

[speeding]

Heh! Actually hell wasn't... Too bad, compared to my first memory. Not exactly a vacation spot in Malibu, but...

Don't worry loyal subject, next time I decide to visit the darkest regions of the black abyss I'll totes invite you along.

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... I can't imagine something being worse than Hell, but I'll believe you.

Oh, awesome. As long as I have advance warning so I can bring my spear and fight off demons for you.

[speeding]

Thing is, none of the demons were bothering me. Ask one of the souls in torment and you might get another opinion of course.

Nah, we'll take the VIP pass, get the red carpet treatment.