Twenty-fifth run - Are you my daddy?

[speeding]

Dear Tree,

Getting kinda sick of being thrown into jail. Knock it off.

Also, the breakfast cereal? That's sacred. Don't fuck with it again.

-Evil Overlord

P.S. Anyone know what a Magneto is? I think my cereal's trying to say he's my daddy.

Comments

[speeding]

Would be nice to have a cop on my side for once.

They aren't really fond of giving you your phone call down there, though.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

True. And you never know what's going to get you thrown into prison, apparently.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

And if this bum keeps trying to steal my wallet I might get a little violent.

[speeding]

At least it's only your wallet?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Its the only thing in my back pocket. ...Wait. I...don't think he's actually going for my wallet.

[speeding]

...

Uh.

Crap.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Why me. I'm not cute or anything. And more I'm not-

[Okay screw this, KICK TO THE FACE of the groper.]

INTERESTED!!!

[speeding]

[So totally laughing.]

Nice kick man. Not laughing at you, I swear.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

[So not amused.]

I hope not. Why me. Why do they pick on me?!

[speeding]

Wouldn't dare. Unless I had a head start.

Your charming good looks?

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... OK, seriously, do you guys want me to come get you?

[speeding]

Yeah. Next time it'll be wearing the wrong shoes and the wrong hat in combination.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Shouldn't imprisoning the Evil Overlord break some sort of law, anyway? I mean, really, they have no idea who they're dealing with.

[speeding]

Dude I'm so with you on that. New decree, imprisoning me gets you bad mojo!

Beware or I'll set my robot minions upon you, LAPD!