Seventeenth Run - Light it up, yeah

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

If any of the residents of our delightful tree happens to know where one might go about locating a suitable substance for use as a fuel, that would be most delightful.

Especially if it's rocket fuel.

Loves and kisses,

- Your Evil Overlord

P.S. This is totally not to power Dr. Boom's robot minions or anything, I swear.

Comments

Alright, well, there's not much innocent Dash, SO BACK TO HIS TRUE NEFARIOUSNESS

[speeding]

A guy gets arrested once, and maybe blows up a couch, and possibly gets turned into a cheetah, and maybe his roommate explodes some microwaves and gets in an argument with the garbage disposal and likes kind of phallic explosives.

But really, aren't you stereotyping? We're innocent victims of your preconceived notions here. I object!

You can probably hear his head hitting the nightstand all the way down there.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I repeat my previous assessment that giving you two flammable substances is a very bad idea.

I do not stereotype, I merely draw my conclusions from the evidence presented to me.

That is the sound Dash lives for. Well, that and "Pizza's ready"

[speeding]

You've never seen either of us with really flammable substances! You can't just decide on that, there's no proof.

What evidence? It was all a string of unfortunate circumstances! Really, we're both very responsible young men, and I quite object to this baseless slander on mine and Sky's character!

And "free food"?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I've seen you with inflammable substances. If you can wreak havoc with those, what the hell are you going to do with something like rocket fuel??

My opinions are based in fact, thank you oh so much.

The universal lure to all teenage boys.

[speeding]

Well you could let us have rocket fuel and then find out.

Mere misunderstandings!

Free food or video games.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

This is not something I want to experiment with!

Or pretty archer girls in spandex?

[speeding]

Do it for science!

So long as it's not ambiguous boys in the pretty archer girl's spandex.

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I'd rather NOT do it for the sake of keeping the tree intact.

Yes. Keep the big blinking ?? out of purple spandex pls

[speeding]

Hah! A little fire won't hurt this old oak.

shot in the dark time

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Pretty please?