Twenty-second Run - Couch Fort King

Dear Invaders,

This is my tree, and those are my minions henchmen civilians you are attempting to eat. Also, that's my stuff. In short, you are not welcome.

GTFO, DIAF, and all that.

So it is written, so let it be,

Loves and kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. My pillow fort is the bomb.