Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

Of course! But I'm not very good at evil or lording over things, so it'll be a relief to have you back on the job.

[speeding]

Well down my young Padawan, soon, together we will rule the Fishbowl.

Mwah ha ha ha.

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

[Urk, evil laughter. Kind of a badping there, but she pushes it aside.]

Sure, I bet I know how it'll go. You sit on the throne and do the decreeing while I have to deal with all the paperwork.

[speeding]

How'd you know?

[feathered-earth.livejournal.com]

What kind of minion-padawan-person would I be if I couldn't guess your tyrannical whims?