Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

[spandexisyouth]

What is French?

I can offer both! Can you really be here five minutes ago?

[speeding]

It's a country full of people who eat frogs.

Never tried, actually. I'm not sure even I'm that fast.

[spandexisyouth]

Oh. I do not think I am French.

We should see! You should try!

Offline?

[speeding]

Giving it a shot!

Sure!

[spandexisyouth]

[Gai pulls out a spare towel and starts to get water going for coffee. They don't have a coffee machine, but they do have a coffee press.]

[speeding]

[There's a knock on the door about a fraction of a second after Dash puts the dot on the exclamation point.]

[spandexisyouth]

[He gets the door, smiling cheerfully at seeing Dash again.]

That was not five minutes ago, but it was very fast. Clearly I must train more. Come in!

[Stepping out of the way, Gai gestured to the inside of the house, making sure none of the three dogs made a bolt for the opening.]