Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

[speeding]

I knew it. It's going to be so hard to get the peons back in line. Got any gossip for my Juli?

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

What have people already told you about what you've missed? I wouldn't want to bore you by repeating.

[speeding]

Not much actually. The rumor mill's dead or something.

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

Shame, I expected better of them.

People have become couples, come and gone, all the regular things you would expect.

As for events, some of the more memorable ones have been the undead invasion, the second auction, radios that spied on people, and complete calamity last month-the Sphere was possibly the strangest I've ever seen it. Nothing was predictable at all, not like it normally can be guessed at.