Act 1, Scene 45 - The Boys are Back in Town

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

Apparently it's war now. Well trust me, I intend to bring it.

Love and Kisses,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Cross is a fatty.

P.P.S. Hi guys. What's up?

P.P.P.S. So apparently I accidentally all our stuff, house, savings, you know. Anyone interested in the Evil Overlord Charity Fund? It involves you, me and a cup of coffee, to start with.

Comments

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Whoa, you're back after so long? With MEMORIES? NO WAY!!!!

[...yes this is worthy of screeching. He then adds three more exclamation points to NO WAY.]

You are way too casual for this. Welcome back! Wait, do you remember me? I'm Sniper!

[speeding]

You think it's weird for you guys...

[But this made him laugh. Thanks bro.]

Yeah I remember. M.C. What's up dude?

[longnosedliar.livejournal.com]

Yeah... man. I guess you're just going to have to think of it as a really long vacation you didn't know you were on. You missed out on some crazy stuff, but then again, it's pretty crazy all the time here.

Oh yeah! Do you know Cloud? And of course you know Krile. Anyway, I'm throwing them a late party next Friday in the Park. You should come and meet all the new people. There'll be food and drink and all that stuff.

[speeding]

Man that sounds rad. I'll be there. Especially for Short Stack. You can fill me in on what I've missed, too.