First Run - Hi, what the hell?

[speeding]

Okay. So.

• Magical journal? Check.
• Shower has been had? Check.
• Actually not-goopy clothing that still doesn't really fit? Check.
• Waking up in the most insane excuse for a social study without any memories or, you know, clothes, and being told the low-down by some poor girl who looked like she was going to faint? Double check.
• Getting practically manhandled around to god knows where without anyone telling me what the hell this is about and ending up writing this next to an endless rack of lady's high heels? GO TIME.

But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?

Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.

The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.

god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.

Comments

[speeding]

I don't even know your name yet Number 5! are you alive?

Whoa... Anyway.

Upsetting the balance of power? Yeah, I could totally swing that. Shaking things up sounds like a good time to me. Encouragement of Want-ness is go, I think.

What ya gonna do about it?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

We could throw down? Like, old school-style in aisle four surrounded by kiddie galoshes? Or we could be arch-enemies?

I've always wanted one of those.

[speeding]

Old school throw down in the kiddy galoshes aisle sounds totally cool with me, Throne.

Than again arch-enemies could also be cool. Every move you make I will be there, waiting to thwart you.

I have no idea if I've always wanted one, but hey, I'm a nice guy, how could I deny a life-long wish of yours, T-man?

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Only if after wards we get to ask somebody to announce over the loudspeaker, 'Clean up on aisle four, clean up on aisle four.' You know, for effect.

We must also plan on revealing our cunning plans to one another at completely</> inopportune times to maximize thwartage. Sound good?

Who cares if you don't know if you've always wanted one before -- doesn't the prospect of possibly having one now fill you with neverending waves of delight? ...Or is that just me?


And possibly Want.

[speeding]

Yeah, yeah I'm totally down for that, because it's not the same if it's not on loud speaker, right?

Alright, this sounds like a deal. I'll reveal my nefarious plots if you reveal your cunning schemes and their only weaknesses; we can totally be all Arch-nemesis. Especially if I get a lair. I vote on a lair being in there somewhere. It's got to be part of the deal.

Maybe not waves but I'm already working on practicing my evil cackle, if that helps?