Eighth Run - Candy Mountain...

[speeding]

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

Comments

[speeding]

Kind of. Who knows? I think it's confused.

Please.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

You two are serious morons.

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Sounds special.

I can brings it to yous or we can goes somewheres...?

[speeding]

Don't oi me.

YOU ARE ThE ONE GETTING ALL EAGER WITH THE SWAPPING IDEA BUDDY. WHO'S THE ONE THAT WENT THERE? NOT US.

DON'T EVEN TRY. IF ANYONE IS INNOCENT HERE IT'S OBVIOUSLY ME. SO SAYS THE UNICORN.

[speeding]

You want my unicorn T? I think he'd like you.

[speeding]

Special yes.

Special like the special Olympics.

Whatever works man.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

Good. The sooner we clear this up, the sooner we can both stop having headaches.

...Why not just follow it and see where it wants to take you? Maybe your name's actually Charlie?

[speeding]

If you could do that for me I'd love you forever.

Except I already do so I'd love you forever... twice.

It might. I wouldn't want to inflict that on you though.



... You're good at flustering me. Unicorns don't help.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

Dude, I've got the hottest guy in the Sphere as my boyfriend and I stole his unicorn. Why wouldn't I be the smuggest bastard I could be?

Aw, and here I was just about to whip out my crayons.


I'd imagine the logic follows thus. It's kind of like when dogs start looking like their owners? Maybe yours are having issues cause of your hardcore ADHD, dude.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

In public. For public performances. I mean, come on, it's not like that switch would fool you, so what's the point?

rig

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

The park.

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

Ah, yeah, it's not familiar to me, sorry!

I would offer to take yours away so that it isn't bothering you, but I think they're somehow attached to us, so I'm not really sure that it's possible.

[ooc: Why yes he just offered to take Dash's virginity. Of course he didn't think of it that way while writing it, so the implication is completely lost on him.]

[speeding]

Meet you there. You are so my hero.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

LISTEN. YOU BRING THAT STUPID UNICORN OF YOURS TO THE BATHROOM. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT'S PUBLIC PERFORMANCE FOR YOU, DUDE?


And I'm not going to even dignify the rest of your comment with a response, man.

[speeding]

Ah.

Wow.

FM.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say... You don't know much about unicorns.

Lucy better not kill me.

((OOC: Poor Fullmetal. And Dash. Who is flustered enough as it is.))

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

THIS IS ME NOT BEING EAGER. THIS IS ME NOT HAVING A CLUE AS TO WHAT LENGTHS DUB WILL GO TO REINFORCE HIS WHOLE "I HAVE A UNICORN, REALLY I DO" DENIAL.

((ooc:))

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Are we supposed to log this too? :O

[speeding]

Correction T. Want is the second hottest guy in the sphere. I would be the hottest. But still, second hottest isn't bad. And I don't need to know about my twin's missing unicorn or why it's missing.

Really.

Sorry to steal your thunder dude.



Shut up. I'm not this much of a moron. And I can focus. You need to meet this unicorn T. Really.

>3

[rustyarmor.livejournal.com]

No, I don't really know much about them... Why would Lucy be mad at you? I'm sort of confused...

:O

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should goes back and reads Ran's entry?

You are bad!

[speeding]

Oh. Oooohkay.

Fullmetal buddy? Unicorns...

No, you know what? Never mind. Ask Throne if you want to know about unicorns. Otherwise don't offer to take someone's unicorn away for them. Please.

Seriously.

Promise me you won't.

[unlostsoul.livejournal.com]

I BRING IT TO THE BATHROOM. SO IT DOESN'T GET STOLEN. AND TORCHED. WHILE I'M GONE.

[child-proteus.livejournal.com]

IF YOU BRING THAT THING INTO MY BEDROOM TONIGHT, I SWEAR TO GOD

[speeding]

IT'S NOT A MATTER OF HIS LENGTHS DUDE, IT'S A MATTER OF "HI, THERE'S INAPPROPRIATE THAN THERE'S INAPPROPRIATE."

And you know I'm not some foaming homophobe, and I don't know about you, but I really don't need the mental images and Want probably doesn't either.

so i'm coming and collecting my painkillers and you two can hash out your unicorn issues to a singing accompaniment.

Throne appears to be an expert at breaking Lucy's brain.

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

O_O