First Run - Hi, what the hell?
Sep. 11th, 2008 03:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
speedingOkay. So.
But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?
Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.
The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.
god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.
- Magical journal? Check.
- Shower has been had? Check.
- Actually not-goopy clothing that still doesn't really fit? Check.
- Waking up in the most insane excuse for a social study without any memories or, you know, clothes, and being told the low-down by some poor girl who looked like she was going to faint? Double check.
- Getting practically manhandled around to god knows where without anyone telling me what the hell this is about and ending up writing this next to an endless rack of lady's high heels? GO TIME.
But seriously, magical journal, what the heck is going on?
Uh, and if these things work the way I'm told they are supposed to-- Hello there my fellow lab rats. I guess welcome me to the maze? And, you know, direct me to the cheese and not the sparks.
The name's Dash, by the way. As in dashingly handsome, or dashing to the rescue. You know, I’m good with either.
god I feel like a dork talking to a journal.
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Date: 2008-09-12 02:51 am (UTC)Yeah well, I didn't say they were great.Okay, thanks.
This is that kind of place huh? Goody.
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Date: 2008-09-12 02:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 02:56 am (UTC)Hey, so, Want tells me you know all about fire ants.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:01 am (UTC)Unfortunately, yes, I do. I know they're twelve feet long, they don't like being torched, you have to slice their legs out from under them to do anything to them, and even after you hack their heads off they can STILL break your leg. Also, they find humans very tasty and their stings are lovely for allergic reactions.
Anything else?
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:09 am (UTC)But perhaps the mood will strike me and I'll be inspired.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:20 am (UTC)Wow.
Okay. Fire ants sound totally badass.
Uh, that'll be all for now Gramps. Thanks.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:22 am (UTC)...'Gramps'? How old do you think I am?
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:26 am (UTC)I dunno, how old are you?
I guess like, forties?
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:28 am (UTC)Want.
i find a way.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:30 am (UTC)...
Mid-to-late teens. Somewhere in there. Want, Throne, and I are all roughly the same age.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:30 am (UTC)Three months?
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:31 am (UTC)Curse you Throne! Foiled again.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:32 am (UTC)I'm glad it's not just me.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:33 am (UTC)Oh.
Wow.
Sorry dude.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:47 am (UTC)...I seem to get that a lot.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-12 03:51 am (UTC)Yeah.
Um.
Well.
youdokindoftalklikeyou'reold.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:53 am (UTC)A little.
Yeah, that makes sense. Or like, a science geek or something.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:54 am (UTC)Just because I don't have the same frame of reference as the others and my every other word isn't some form of slang? I'm from a very, very different place, that's all.
...and definitely not old.
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Date: 2008-09-12 03:55 am (UTC)Or a bed.
Or a pillow.
god what I wouldn't give for a pillow right now