Entries tagged with c: kitty

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Twenty-seventh run - FML

Show of hands! Who here's been to hell?

Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.

Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.

This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.

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Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by ~~G.I. Joe~~ your Evil Overlord.

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Nineth Run - Chewbacca, what a Wookie! Chewie..!

Dear 'Sphere,

I get that Wookies are awesome. I do. In fact, I'll be the first person to say Chewie kicks ass.

But what I don't get is that if you're going to dress me up as someone from Star Wars, why did it have to be the Wookie? Why not Han Solo? Obi Wan? Heck, even Darth?

Why a Wookie?

Next time I demand to be the cool handsome space smuggler. Not the shaggy side kick.

Best Regards,
Your Evil Overlord.

P.S. I appreciate you picking Wookie over Ewok. Seriously I do. But come on.

P.P.S. No, making my unicorn able to laugh at me isn't helping.

((OOC: Yep. Chewbacca.))

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Eighth Run - Candy Mountain...

Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the neck of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie before you go into the cave.

Yeah.

That's what I've been listening to.

All day.

At first I thought it was bad that I got a unicorn. But now, not I would be fine with like, ten of them, if they would just. Stop. Singing.

I wonder if I can get it drunk.

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Sixth Run - Dash gonna have to cut a bitch?

Okay people, am I the only one here who is not full of existential angst and issues? What is with these dreams?

And if anyone starts writing emo poetry in these journals I am so finding them and cutting them, you got me? Yeah, as a favor so you don't have to cut yourself. I'll even post the pictures on myspace for you, I'm that nice.

Seriously though, what was up with immolation-man?

Anyone seen Ran yet?

[Added about half an hour later when Dash is feeling like less of an asshole]

Yeah, okay. Sorry. So I got bit by the "be an ass" bug.

Anyone need help? Kind of restless. Need to do something. Send me on a useless quest or something.

((OOC: Want's dream. <33))