Twenty-seventh run - FML

[speeding]

Show of hands! Who here's been to hell?

Pretty sure I have. And I didn't even get the damn T-shirt.

Ladies you may call me devilishly handsome any ol' time.

Also, my birthday is tomorrow, but I seem to be afflicted with a bit of fire and brimstone so leave all offerings of cake, pizza, games and cash at the door.

This concludes your Evil Overlord's PSA. Carry on you crazy lab rats.

Comments

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday!

[speeding]

Thanks Luce!

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. :)

I'd bring cake but I kinda can't. But the thought is there!

[speeding]

Just go back, right? How you doin'?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Still sore but I'm gettin' by. ^^ Napping sounds nice right about now though.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

What happened, Oh Overlord?

[speeding]

You mean in hell or here?

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

... Both? Did you get a memory or something?

[speeding]

Yep.

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

And you went to hell in it?

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Sounds enjoyable like this curse which has bewitched our pens as of late.

[speeding]

Yeah, only less flowery.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

And ya seem to have somehow managed to escape writing this overinflated, unnecessary prose. Lucky ya are.

[speeding]

Call it the devil's luck, maybe. But honestly, dunno if I'd survive having to write like that.

[ittybityprodigy.livejournal.com]

I don't seem to remember T-shirts.

[speeding]

Yeah neither do I, what a gyp, right? So you've been to hell too?

LIIIIES

[ittybityprodigy.livejournal.com]

This place is one.

But we have T-shirts here!

[speeding]

Nah, this place is just whacked. Besides, we get T-shirts.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

What would you like on your big ol' birthday pizza, Dash?

Don't know if I should try putting candles in it, buuuut...hey, if Our Evil Overlord wishes!

[speeding]

Rose, you're my hero. Cheese, pepperoni, sausage, pineapple, the works.

Hey whatever makes sense to you. Not too big on fire right now, honestly.

[saleskitten.livejournal.com]

You got it! Make sure you've got an appetite around noon. I'll swing by.

Once more, this time with 100% more purple

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

I would find myself laughing at such terrible puns if they were not beyond dreadful, into the realm of truly awful. That being said, any additional play on words, and a headache very well may assault my mind.

<33 As for pings--he -remembers- being a human test subject, maybe they should bond

[speeding]

What's wrong, Tabs? My fierce wit too hot for you?

Over tea, crumpets and terrible puns.

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

I believe you to be the cause of a splitting headache now beginning in my mind. As for your wit, I find it chillier than an icebox and rather lacking.

Someone has to say pip pip at least once

[speeding]

Poor baby, you must be suffering from lack of my attention. You know they say jealousy is a sin, but I'll excuse it.