speeding: (I don't care // nyahh)
speeding ([personal profile] speeding) wrote2009-08-06 02:00 pm

Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

[identity profile] ambitious-fire.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
???

[identity profile] crownofsnow.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And contrary to popular belief I'm not going crazy and tomorrow will be a better day. I am not just 'holding on' either.

You saw my statue, that one was creepier than yours Dash.

...I'm sorry I tried to keep Timcampi out of them but he must have ate them when I had a nap.

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You saw the wax statues, then? They were rather... disorienting.

[identity profile] crownofsnow.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't find it funny at all but I'm looking at from the side of being picked on.

I don't think I look so good with my own sword through me. I don't think I should bleed that much since its not SUPPOSED to hurt humans either.

He'd pout all day if we did but I'm considering it. Last night was the last straw for me.

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you been well, Dash?

[identity profile] ambitious-fire.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a faithful subject...I don't even know you.

[identity profile] crownofsnow.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems to tell you you're a lady or want to be one. We did know but its really annoying to wake up and deal with that.

I don't want to do it! ...I'll do my best. The sword is supposed to cut the evil out and leave the human behind. It shouldn't hurt me because there's nothing... [A pause as he remembers the thing in his dream and the mysterious writer's words.]

Yeah, there's nothing evil in me.

I laid down for one tiny nap and he decided it was sock munching times! I wonder if we leave snacks out he'll go for those instead?
treeleopardess: (scheming~)

[personal profile] treeleopardess 2009-08-06 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
On a boat? How odd.

Actually, I may need you to decipher some of the lyrics for a few of my songs, kiddo. They sound like your kind of speech.

[identity profile] argyraeus.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I assume you've been hearing strange music too.

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
At least there's that.

It's quite alright.. with the way people appear and disappear, it's easy to simply... lost touch. Praise and myself have been fine. The sphere has been.. quiet as of late.
codenamewiccan: (yeah new codename)

[personal profile] codenamewiccan 2009-08-06 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
The statues are more than creepy they were enlightening. I didn't know I had a staff, I feel sorta awesome knowing this.

[identity profile] argyraeus.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I understand. Mine is about spider bites...

[identity profile] subject-e0057.livejournal.com 2009-08-06 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Supreme dictator? Very well. Just give the orders. And I think Praise would enjoy that entirely too much.

...Godzilla?

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