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Entry tags:
- *event: theme songs,
- after school special,
- c: bastet,
- c: codename,
- c: cross,
- c: hybrid,
- c: juliet,
- c: lampwick,
- c: p/raise,
- c: snake,
- c: spike,
- c: will,
- clothes for the love of god,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- fuck you sphere,
- not the most competent hero,
- out of socks,
- reporting in,
- shopping list
Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?
Dear Fishbowl,
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
Pinball Wizard, eh?
Alright. Alright. T and you were kind of inseparable. And also an item. A really mushy sickeningly close item. and we're all from the same world, you two were around before I arrived, so you had more memories... You filled me in, on some things. Like, pretty sure the three of us were a team of do gooders, along with some other kids.
Yep! Gah irl needs to bugger off.
...
...That all sounds right. All of it.