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- *event: theme songs,
- after school special,
- c: bastet,
- c: codename,
- c: cross,
- c: hybrid,
- c: juliet,
- c: lampwick,
- c: p/raise,
- c: snake,
- c: spike,
- c: will,
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- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- fuck you sphere,
- not the most competent hero,
- out of socks,
- reporting in,
- shopping list
Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?
Dear Fishbowl,
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?
I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.
I'm glad we had this little chat.
Love and all that,
Your Evil Overlord
P.S. Seriously. Creepy.
P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.
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Its better than trusting whatever else is in here. I need to talk to you off journal about a mysterious writer speaking of which.
I'll get skinner than you if I go without food for a day and I'm not joking there. My weapon requires a lot from my body especially now that its back to full power. [Dodging, then pauses.]
Ah, I'll talk to you about why I haven't been eating as much off journal too.
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Yeah... Sounds like off-journal communication's going to be a blast.
Just... have a sandwich or something. We can talk tonight I guess.