Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Comments

Pinging hard

[codenamewiccan]

Wizard? Is that why I set my floor on fire once?

Who didn't strike me as familiar is the better question. ...Big and blonde, who is that guy? I felt the most drawn to him besides you.

*pings some more* Strikes completely blacked out

[speeding]

Could be... Done anything else strange, lately?



Big and green blonde was Nemesis... Er, Ted T, Throne. When you were here before, so was he.

Do you really want me to continue?

Its like a pinball machine over here.

[codenamewiccan]

Depends on what you'd call strange. I can list it all off - for some reason the animals in the farm are a bit too agreeable for me. Found myself in a tree once without any idea how.

...

It sounds right that where he'd be I'd be too. I want you to continue, D. Please.

Pinball Wizard, eh?

[speeding]

Really? Like how agreeable? Okay, tell me more. What's been goin' on?




Alright. Alright. T and you were kind of inseparable. And also an item. A really mushy sickeningly close item. and we're all from the same world, you two were around before I arrived, so you had more memories... You filled me in, on some things. Like, pretty sure the three of us were a team of do gooders, along with some other kids.

Yep! Gah irl needs to bugger off.

[codenamewiccan]

Super agreeable. Like hey there you need that let me give to you man. I set that weird dude that was showing up in beds and offering burgers on fire. And the carpet, and the wall.

...


...That all sounds right. All of it.