Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Comments

[speeding]

That's one way of putting it...

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Have you been well, Dash?

[speeding]

Yeah, you know, the usual. Running my evil empire, living the high life.

What about you, Raise? I've kinda been... Out of touch? How're you and number two?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

At least there's that.

It's quite alright.. with the way people appear and disappear, it's easy to simply... lost touch. Praise and myself have been fine. The sphere has been.. quiet as of late.

[speeding]

Yep, wanna join me? Could promote you to Supreme Dictator or something. Number two could be High General of Breaking Shit.

Yeah... Yeah, some days it's hard to tell if any of us are coming or going. Kinda feel like getting Godzilla on the sphere, sometimes, y'know?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

Supreme dictator? Very well. Just give the orders. And I think Praise would enjoy that entirely too much.

...Godzilla?

[speeding]

See, the thing about being Supreme Dictator is you get to give orders, R. Yeah he would, but at least he'd be happy?

You know, terror of Tokyo?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Very well. But I doubt others would.

I know of Tokyo, but not what its terror is.

[speeding]

Man you're enthusiasm is killing me. Yeah, well, I can outrun him, so thus, I don't care.

Big fire breathing lizard. I think.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly sure who or what I'm leading. My apologies. This is very true.

That works. So you'd like to rampage the Sphere?

[speeding]

Everyone! That's why you're Supreme Dictator! I mean, everyone but me, obviously. Speed has its perks.

Hell, when wouldn't I? Don't tell me you haven't considered it now and then.