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Entry tags:
- after school special,
- c: bastet,
- c: blood,
- c: chosen,
- c: cle,
- c: cross,
- c: fallen,
- c: ghost,
- c: kanin,
- c: kitty,
- c: melissa,
- c: smoke,
- c: spike,
- c: truth,
- dash is a teenage boy,
- evil overlord,
- jaywalking is srs bsns,
- juvie,
- living it up in vegas,
- looking around,
- not among my brightest ideas,
- not the most competent hero,
- oops,
- the more you know,
- zombie apocalypse
Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...
Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:
-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff
Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:
-Jaywalk
Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.
So. The More You Know.
This PSA has been brought to you byG.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.
-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff
Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:
-Jaywalk
Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.
So. The More You Know.
This PSA has been brought to you by
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And what's a strip joint?
We can smash stuff?
Dash, contributing to the delinquency of minors....
Jaywalking is when you don't cross between those, but cross somewhere else.
A strip joint is where people take their clothes off for money.
Yeah, seems like it!
Blood is taking notes
And some man stops you if you do that?
...you mean I could go there and run around nakie and people would pay me?
Hee! I need something big to smash stuffs with!
Dash is so going to get in trouble for this
Yeah, police officers. We don't like cops. The freakin' pigs.
Okay, probably not. 'Cause in a strip joint you have to do this whole song and dance routine, and the ladies there practice a lot, so you should probably leave that to the pros.
Like what?
OH YES YOU ARE
Dash honestly plays well with kids, I swear!
And not that I can remember? But lying to kids is one of those things I think I hate adults for doing. Sound familiar Mr. Stork?
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You should helps too, you might do it betters.
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Blood doesn't get what the fuss is about
Do they go oink and everything?
I can dance! I dunno if I can sing but I bet I can wiggle real good! Being nakie is fun!
I wanna smash all sorts of stuff, maybe a big hammer!
Bastet can't watch this anymore XD
In fact, if anyone does offer to pay you for dancing naked, you should hit them as hard as you can, then come get an adult that you trust.
Okay?
That's because Bastet is a reponsible adult XD
I bet I can hit pretty hard! Could I run and get you, I trust you, Lady B!
I think I understand.
she has her moments XD
Sure, kiddo, anytime. We'll have to meet soon so you know what I look like. If you can't find me, write in the journal. You've got lots of friends, and any of them would want to help.
And now, Blood's confusing lessons come to light XD
I'm hanging out exploring in the Wilderness for now, but maybe we can meet up soon! I'll try the writing if I need to!
she's shaking her head in WTF XD
Babies are made through the act of sex between a man and a woman. There's generally never a need to involve storks or letters.
Blood feels incredibly bugged at being lied to XP
That sounds really confusing! So how come there aren't more babies around here?
awwww XDD
Well, there are ways to keep from having a baby when you have sex. I'm sure people use one of those methods.