Eleventh Run - Cardboard Unicorn?

[speeding]

[Still written in a sloppy lefty scrawl]

Dear 'Sphere,

Yes, it's me again, your Evil Overlord. I have a lot of things I want to bring up in issue with you, but for the sake of our relationship I'll just bring up this one point.

When Want make a cardboard unicorn? That was not an invitation to give me one. It's creepy. Make it go away.

Best regards and loves and kisses,

E. O.

T, Want why are you not here to laugh at me? You stupid jerks.

Comments

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

...the unicorns are back?

[speeding]

Yeah. Um, why?

[distant-dragon.livejournal.com]

I just hadn't noticed.

[speeding]

I thought Raise staying with you.

[moonlit-mirage.livejournal.com]

... Really now?

*handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

That sounds creepies. I never gots to sees Want's versions of its.

*handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[speeding]

Hey, man, how are you doing?

Maybe I should come show you. Moving cardboard unicorn is reeeaaaally creepy.

Re: *handwriting is big, messy and slightly slanted*

[kanin-gitarist.livejournal.com]

Betters. Not talkings in two languages anymores.

I don't knows. Because Nocturne mights sets it on fires if it is too creepies. How are yous?

[speeding]

S'good to know! And glad you're better.

Nocturne sets everything on fire. Why not a zombie cardboard unicorn?

I'm... I've been better. I'll be fine.

[treeleopardess]

...it's actually moving?

[speeding]

Yeah. Following me around. Did I mention creepy?

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

Evil Overlord-

The cardboard unicorn was a nice addition to the local environment. Naturally, it would appear.

-The Tabloids

[speeding]

Tabloids-

Next time don't make it all zombified and gross.

-Evil Overlord

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

E.O.-

What would the fun be in giving you a normal-looking cardboard unicorn?

-Tabloids

[speeding]

Tabs-

Normal looking is creepy enough?

-E.O.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Hey EO, if you hate the unicorn so much, why don't you just fold him into a origami swan or something.

Hahaha, I slay myself. :D

PS. Who's Want?

[speeding]

Because the idea of folding a zombie cardboard unicorn into anything vaguely terrifies me, Big G.

Want is like my twin. Or clone. Or something. Only not as handsome he's got dark hair and brown eyes. Uh, for the record I have white hair and green eyes.

Otherwise we're identical.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Woah! Cool! How'd you get a clone-twin? I have a mini!Ghost from Kitty. He's awesome, handsome and he's dressed like a pirate. Good times. :)

I should meet you and your clone-twin sometime. Cause yeah, I didn't know about the hair color (everyone has weird hair color here, man. Its crazy). But I guess you haven't seen him lately?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

Nope, not calling you evil overlord Dash. No way. :P

Cardboard Unicorn huh... there's one trying to get into my room but the windows are closed.

[starstruckstray.livejournal.com]

Your pony's made out of cardboard? The hell's the deal with those things, anyway?

[lemonshine.livejournal.com]

If you're a virgin, you get a unicorn.

[starstruckstray.livejournal.com]

...that's pretty fucked up. Not like it's anybody's business.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

...I'd take creepy over mine smoking, boozing, jerk of a unicorn.

How is your hand doing?

[speeding]

Yeah, you seem to get the worst of it consistantly.

It's okay. Thanks man.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

And the Sphere seems to like embarrassing you.

Have the pills helped? You're welcome, Dash.