Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

- So wait we get endless couches anyway?
- So why can't I blow it up?
- Haven't you ever wanted a pony?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

- We have to file a claim and explain how it got blown up.

- I sleep there.

- Why would I want a pony when I can pay for a horse? Or take a carriage where I need to go for that matter?

[speeding]

- I like respawning couches better.
- Issues.
- I always forget you're old school. Cars, the only way to travel if you aren't me.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

- You would.

- I do not!

- ...But those are very expensive.

[speeding]

- Don't tell me you don't.
- Sure.
- But AC, leather seating good sound system, what more would you want?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

- My bills would be a lot less.
- Exactly. I'm fine.
- ...that's that self cooling system right?

[speeding]

- How about we worry about socks first.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah. Central aaiiiir is god.