Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear EO,

- Sphere says no.
- It's your fault for missing the Mall of America. Suffer.
- If it's not your couch it'll be Cross' your bed.
- What are you doing? They will destroy us all!
- Fine, get your ass over to Bastet's and I'll buy you some myself.
- You won't get one till you learn to make your bed, Princess.

Yours in Pain,

Ghost

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

A fireproof, respawning couch? I'm not sure I want to know what's going on in your living room.

[speeding]

Dear Uppity Minion,

-Sphere's a bitch.
-Not my fault, the Tree's, it should make it up to me.
-Keep your fantasies to yourself dude.
-But at least I'll have a couch.
-Cool.
-But moooom.

Love,

Evil Overlord

[speeding]

It's not always my fault!

[stricken words only visible for a moment]

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Well I should hope not. How many times can you accidentally set a couch on fire, anyway?

Though I suppose I'm probably not in a position to ask that...

[ditto]

[speeding]

Uh. [Pause.] Five. On my own. Sixth one totally doesn't count. But I'm not the only one who kills it so really.

Really? You too? Science or powers?

[LOL]

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

[seriously. LOLs go here]

Oh, five, huh? Something tells me I'd better not test that on Kagerou's furniture.

Powers, apparently. It's amazing what you discover when fighting monsters in the forest.

So I don't believe we've met, but I kinda like your style. Got a name to go with your reckless endangerment of sofas? Mine's Lea--got it memorized?

[/not a failhero honest/]

[speeding]

Well if you need to test the combustibility of couches I can tell you they're easier to light on fire than you'd think.

Hey better than not discovering 'em, right? What's yours? Mine's explosions.

Hard to mess up on three letters dude. Name's Dash, sounds like this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Most things are.

Explosions? Nice! I can apparently conjure and manipulate fire. Still working on the finer nuances of the manipulation part... --Why are we still scratching this out?

Nice to meet you, Dash, and I must concur. Something tells me you and me could put on one hell of a show~

[speeding]

Oh man that's awesome. Also no idea. In case the Illuminati are watching and want to capture us for experimentation and brain surgery--oh hey, looks like they already have.

Dude, I already like the way you think. This place needs more fireworks.

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

Is this where I say, "you've seen me; now you must die!"?

Well clearly we need to get together sometime and see what we can cook up. If the sphere can pull crap and put monsters in the Wilderness, I say we can spice things up with some fire in the sky.

[grab-my-bells.livejournal.com]

Well, if you didn't get a pony at the unicorn event, that's not the fishbowl's fault.

[spandexisyouth]

I do not know if I want to ask what you are doing to your couch.

[speeding]

Nah that's when they catch us red-handed.

I'm for that. Used to have this plan to blow shit up on Ikea Island, but I bet we can find something for target practice and honing our talents.

[speeding]

Hey, every time the Fishbowl fails to give me singing and/or zombie cardboard unicorns I'm a happier man.

[speeding]

It's not my fault!

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

You mean if~

Well, any time you want a sparring partner who's not afraid to get a little singed, gimme a call. If there's gonna be zombies and killer elephants in the Wilderness on a regular basis I'd like to be a little more prepared next time.

[spandexisyouth]

Then whose fault is it?

[speeding]

Right, if.

Not a bad idea. Kicking Cross's ass all the time gets old. It's zombies, giant ants, dinosaurs, space invaders, whatever this place thinks up. Being prepared is a good thing. There's an arena on Melee Island we wouldn't do too much damage to, if you wanted a go.

[speeding]

Not mine?

[seeya-next-life.livejournal.com]

I did hear about the zombies, but giant ants and dinosaurs? That's novel. I'm not working at the moment, so I'm game for checking out this arena anytime you are. Now that I've got my weapons back, I feel like I'm way out of practice.

I think I spoke with Cross once. He's a medic isn't he?

[spandexisyouth]

That is not very convincing!

[speeding]

I know the feeling, took me a while to get in the zone. I'm up for it any time! Don't have shifts until tomorrow.

Yeah, medic, part-time greeter, he's my roommate.

[speeding]

You don't have proof officer.

[spandexisyouth]

I am only an officer because I have a funny hat and handcuffs!