Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

- I like respawning couches better.
- Issues.
- I always forget you're old school. Cars, the only way to travel if you aren't me.

[speeding]

Why did you eat it already, thunder thighs?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

- You would.

- I do not!

- ...But those are very expensive.

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Dash, sometimes you worry me.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I didn't.

*what WORDS WHY DO YOU FAIL ME

[speeding]

What, only sometimes?

[speeding]

- Don't tell me you don't.
- Sure.
- But AC, leather seating good sound system, what more would you want?

I figured XD

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I'm just used to you.

/wanders tot he fail corner

[speeding]

I'm obviously losing my touch.

*rubs your nose in the mess you made*

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Please don't feel the need to prove yourself. We only just finished rebuilding as it is.

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

I see. Not a very good one, then.

While I would agree that you have a tendency to be impulsive, I think that unlikely.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

- My bills would be a lot less.
- Exactly. I'm fine.
- ...that's that self cooling system right?

/sob/

[speeding]

But KZ, think of the bigger picture.

[speeding]

- How about we worry about socks first.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah. Central aaiiiir is god.

[speeding]

I thought it was a good one.

i dunno, I mean look at our couch mortality rate J. We're probably lucky Tim's pretty indestructible.

[spandexisyouth]

I would not be surprised.

[redrobinhood.livejournal.com]

Dear That's-What-She-Said,

- Does too, I think the Sphere needs therapy for it's Dash addiction.
- Actually, according to everyone red-haired dudes are my thing.
- NO BUTS. GO TO YOUR ROOM!

High Fives,

Ghost

[brushismightier.livejournal.com]

Huh? And what're we supposed to do at Dashmas? Besides, if you're some evil overlord wouldn't it be better for us to celebrate your defeat?

[extantlaw.livejournal.com]

Laughing at your own jokes does not make them good.

It wouldn't surprise me to hear that it had consumed at least one of them itself. I am still awaiting the return of a perfectly good fountain pen and a selection of Truth's underwear.

[redhead-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Somehow I doubt you'll get the couch.

[pimpcoatbankai.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what Dashmas is?

[speeding]

A guy can dream, right?

[speeding]

It is the best made up holiday ever.

[speeding]

Bah humbug, J.

Dude if Tim barfs up the underwear I am not touching it, sorry. I'll run the pen by if we ever see it again.

[speeding]

I don't know, eat pizza and party? Anyway that would require someone defeating me, which would totally not be awesome.