Twenty-third Run - Really... Seriously?

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

No. I am not on a boat. Nor does the dude look like a lady. And, in fact, I'm already king, so there's no need to work on my roar, right?

I understand you must be bored and lonely, without me to write to you every day, but making wax statues of me is creepy and stalkerish. Just so you know.

I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love and all that,

Your Evil Overlord

P.S. Seriously. Creepy.

P.P.S. Cross, we're out of socks. Again.

Comments

[blue-shields.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the pearls of wisdom, oh Overlord. Hopefully the tree will mind its master this time.

[treeleopardess]

Ahaha. One of my songs is just insistent about my supposed milkshake...actually, as hot as it is today, now I kinda want one.

So, kiddo. Who is Simon, and why would he want everyone to get the fuck up?

[pompous_today.livejournal.com]

... Edensphere has an Evil Overlord?

Why does that not surprise me?

[argyraeus.livejournal.com]

I know... I just hope it doesn't last long.

[speeding]

See, the thing about being Supreme Dictator is you get to give orders, R. Yeah he would, but at least he'd be happy?

You know, terror of Tokyo?

[nixe-eva.livejournal.com]

The Sphere loves to be creepy and stalkerish or did you miss that memo too?

[speeding]

Man, now I want a milkshake too...

Simon... Simon... Simon says? What else does he want?

[speeding]

Yeah, these things never last, it'll blow over. Just, y'know, try not to get nightmares I guess.

Name's Dash.

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

...Oh. Very well. But I doubt others would.

I know of Tokyo, but not what its terror is.

[speeding]

Damn skippy, man, gotta set the tree straight.

So how've you been

[speeding]

Yep, of course! Someone had to take the job, and I was just perfectly qualified.

[speeding]

Yeah, but the tree needs to knock it out, Tabs. Bad Tree's go to bed with no dinner.

[treeleopardess]

How do you make them? Do you just let ice cream melt? I was never clear on that.

Yeah, Simon says. For people to wave their hands in the sky, and for women to rub their breasts. It's an odd song.

[speeding]

Man you're enthusiasm is killing me. Yeah, well, I can outrun him, so thus, I don't care.

Big fire breathing lizard. I think.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Well Ladydude, I don't look like a lady either! You've seen my exercise, there's nothing ladylike about me.

I hear you I just I still trust it. I can't remember its name but I know it wouldn't hurt me intentionally. ...Not just for you.

I haven't been eating as much of late. [Night terrors, thank you memory of heart being chewed on.]

[argyraeus.livejournal.com]

I don't think this is nearly creepy enough to give nightmares.

You can call me Snake.

[speeding]

B, you're asking a teenage boy how to cook something. Granted, I'm better at it than the twin, but still.

I think you put ice cream in a blender with milk though.

Huh. Simon says is a game kids play. "Simon says x" and you do x. If the kid who's Simon just says x, you don't do x. If you do x when Simon says it without "Simon says", than you're out.

Simple stuff.

So kids game with adult theme in the song?

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

I'm hearing some song in a language I don't understand, though it's catchy.

But what is with the other song telling me that it loves games?

[speeding]

Trust me, this place gets creepier. Befriend a medic, asap.

Nice to meet you Snake. Snakes and Spiders... what a theme for ya.

[speeding]

Ladydude? Oh it's on.

Yeah... Well, I don't. Trust it. But if you do, I'll just watch your back, and it. Yeah I bet it wasn't...

Yeah, and you're going to get skinnier than me if you keep it up.

Pinging hard

[codenamewiccan]

Wizard? Is that why I set my floor on fire once?

Who didn't strike me as familiar is the better question. ...Big and blonde, who is that guy? I felt the most drawn to him besides you.

[speeding]

Oh? What's it saying? The games song? I'm pretty good at moonspeak translation.

*pings some more* Strikes completely blacked out

[speeding]

Could be... Done anything else strange, lately?



Big and green blonde was Nemesis... Er, Ted T, Throne. When you were here before, so was he.

Do you really want me to continue?

[argyraeus.livejournal.com]

I'd laugh, but it's me, so...

It's a giant tree. How bad can it get?

[subject-e0057.livejournal.com]

I'm not exactly sure who or what I'm leading. My apologies. This is very true.

That works. So you'd like to rampage the Sphere?