Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

Bastet can't watch this anymore XD

[treeleopardess]

Kiddo, dancing naked is an adult thing because it has to do with sex, and sex is absolutely not for children.

In fact, if anyone does offer to pay you for dancing naked, you should hit them as hard as you can, then come get an adult that you trust.

Okay?

That's because Bastet is a reponsible adult XD

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

Sex? I don't think I've been taught about that yet! How come it's not for children?

I bet I can hit pretty hard! Could I run and get you, I trust you, Lady B!

I think I understand.

she has her moments XD

[treeleopardess]

Sex is something that two adults can do, either for pleasure, or to have children. But only sex between a man and a woman can make babies...usually. I don't pretend to know everything about everyone here.

Sure, kiddo, anytime. We'll have to meet soon so you know what I look like. If you can't find me, write in the journal. You've got lots of friends, and any of them would want to help.

And now, Blood's confusing lessons come to light XD

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

Do the man and woman write the letter to the stork before, after, or during this sexing? And where do the unicorns figure in?

I'm hanging out exploring in the Wilderness for now, but maybe we can meet up soon! I'll try the writing if I need to!

she's shaking her head in WTF XD

[treeleopardess]

...I don't know who told you that, but they were probably just too nervous to explain sex to you properly. Some people don't like talking about it with children.

Babies are made through the act of sex between a man and a woman. There's generally never a need to involve storks or letters.

Blood feels incredibly bugged at being lied to XP

[pinkhairedchild.livejournal.com]

...you mean there's another reason the unicorns hate Big G? That's how I found out all this.

That sounds really confusing! So how come there aren't more babies around here?

awwww XDD

[treeleopardess]

Those unicorns only liked people who have never had sex before. I have no idea why.

Well, there are ways to keep from having a baby when you have sex. I'm sure people use one of those methods.