Thirteenth Run - Let me show you my prison tats...

[speeding]

Things you can do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Get exceedingly smashed despite being a minor
-Cheat like anything
-Enter strip joints without getting carded
-Light shit on fire
-Steal stuff

Things you can't do in Vegas without getting arrested:

-Jaywalk

Pro tip to the wise, the authorities are really sensitive about jaywalking.

So. The More You Know.

This PSA has been brought to you by G.I. Joe your Evil Overlord.

Comments

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Ah, you must have been the person who was incarcerated with Mister Cross yesterday evening.

[speeding]

Thaaat would be me. Cross and I were just getting on a roll, too.

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Somehow I doubt that a short incarceration will have dampened your fun much.

[speeding]

We've never met and you know me so well...

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

You are young and I pay attention to the things others say and write.

[speeding]

Aha, fair enough.

I at least know how to live. Unlike some of the people around.

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

To each their own might be a good adage to live by while we are in this place.

[speeding]

Yeah yeah... What do you do for fun?

[unwinding-key.livejournal.com]

I shape metal. Along with taking apart watches while they still run. Various and sundry things.

I apparently enjoy absinthe as well.

What of you?