Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

Oh no, you passed fat a long time ago buddy. Amazed the place doesn't shake when you walk. You probably measure on the Richter scale by now.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I'm not even one hundred and twenty pounds!

[speeding]

Yeah pull the other one, Pillsbury boy.

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

Guess you don't want dinner then.

[speeding]

Why did you eat it already, thunder thighs?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

I didn't.