Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

What would you do with a rocket?

[speeding]

A better question is why wouldn't I?

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Dash, sometimes you worry me.

*what WORDS WHY DO YOU FAIL ME

[speeding]

What, only sometimes?

I figured XD

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I'm just used to you.

/wanders tot he fail corner

[speeding]

I'm obviously losing my touch.

*rubs your nose in the mess you made*

[snowburned.livejournal.com]

Please don't feel the need to prove yourself. We only just finished rebuilding as it is.

/sob/

[speeding]

But KZ, think of the bigger picture.