Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

[speeding]

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;


All I Want For Christmas Dashmas is:
-Stop fucking with us
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord

Comments

[speeding]

Elzee, do I even want to know?

[flenceburgsbest.livejournal.com]

Well, you wished for an equestrian, did you not? I've become quite skilled at making the impossible possible.

[speeding]

What are you, a fairy godmother?

[flenceburgsbest.livejournal.com]

This is a first, indeed. While I cannot turn pumpkins into carriages, I have been capable of the occasional wish-fulfillment.

[speeding]

How about I substitute "rocket fuel" or "gunpowder" for "pony" is that a wish that will send me to the ball?

[crownofsnow.livejournal.com]

...As long as its an actual pony and not something made to look like one.