speeding | Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

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Fifth Rerun - Been a long time gone old Constantinople

Dear Fishbowl,

As you forgot my birthday last year, I have decided to provide you with a handy list of ways you can make it up to me;

All I Want For ~~Christmas~~ Dashmas is:
~~-Stop fucking with us~~
-A new XBox
-A flame retardant couch
-Barring that, a respawning couch
-Socks
-A pony

As always, I'm glad we had this little chat.

Love,

Your Evil Overlord